Fool of a Took!

1 year ago

theladygaladriel asked: Mithrandir! I fear they may try to use fire against us and the wooden warg in which we sit... I trust that we can expect you to wield your ring as a way of controlling the fire?

you may, my lady! my ring is at your service!

Notes: 16 / 1 year ago from noble-houseofblack

ohwedanceinmisery:

this is amazing

look at me glare! i mean, just look at me :’)

(Source: noble-houseofblack)

Notes: 259 / 1 year ago from intomordor

darn, i’m good!

1 year ago

nazgul3 asked: Need some help walking, oldie?

ooo bitchy! I’m perfectly fine thank you! need some help succeeding in at least one thing?

Notes: 1 / 1 year ago

where has shadowfax’s mane gone?!

Notes: 2 / 1 year ago

theladygaladriel asked: Mithrandir, my old friend... I fear that the threat in the West grows greater, and that it is time for the Three to be reunited. I beseech thee to join me here as quickly as you are able... I have sent word to the Eagles if needbe.

i’ll answer the call Lady of the Wood. Do not worry, we will succeed!

1 year ago

oh, you son of a warg!

my staff give me a splinter, right inbetween the thumb and forefinger! Serious wizarding cussing going on here!

Notes: 12 / 1 year ago from lordsauron (originally from theladygaladriel)

There is no life in the void only death: Prison Diary #3

lordsauron:

gandalfgreyhame:

lordsauron:

theladygaladriel:

lordsauron:

theladygaladriel:

theladygaladriel:

Sauron has been strangely silent as of late. This disturbs me, and worries me greatly.

Can I just say I am grateful that that creeper Grima isn’t about these parts? Yeah. I am. Very, very much.

I almost wish the army would bugger off already… what can I say. Elves have…

You could just let me go, then, y’know…

let me think…

how about no?

What exactly is the point in keeping me here, Sauron? I serve no use to you, and I will not give you my ring…

OH YEAH RIGHT. IMMA TELL YOU EVERYTHING THAT’S GOING ON IN MY HEAD. BECAUSE I’M A DUMB VILLAIN LIKE THAT.

well you were dumb enough to not notice hobbits in your lands the last time! come on, how could you not notice them and their passion for each other, it was sickening!

I may be a villain and evil and such. but at least I’m not homophobic as Gandalf.

they’re not men, they’re hobbits, so it’s not homophobia ;D

Notes: 12 / 1 year ago from lordsauron (originally from theladygaladriel)

There is no life in the void only death: Prison Diary #3

lordsauron:

theladygaladriel:

lordsauron:

theladygaladriel:

theladygaladriel:

Sauron has been strangely silent as of late. This disturbs me, and worries me greatly.

Can I just say I am grateful that that creeper Grima isn’t about these parts? Yeah. I am. Very, very much.

I almost wish the army would bugger off already… what can I say. Elves have…

You could just let me go, then, y’know…

let me think…

how about no?

What exactly is the point in keeping me here, Sauron? I serve no use to you, and I will not give you my ring…

OH YEAH RIGHT. IMMA TELL YOU EVERYTHING THAT’S GOING ON IN MY HEAD. BECAUSE I’M A DUMB VILLAIN LIKE THAT.

well you were dumb enough to not notice hobbits in your lands the last time! come on, how could you not notice them and their passion for each other, it was sickening!

1 year ago

aragorn- asked: BUT I THOUGHT SHADOWFAX WOULD ONLY BEAR YOU AND NOBODY ELSE.

He’s grown bored of me -_- cheeky young sod that he is!

Notes: 43 / 1 year ago

boromir:

annentook:

J:ASDLFJS:LDFKPJ

Why do I get the feeling that I fall in the orange section?

Your friend,

Boromir of Gondor

my dear Boromir, Death is just another path, one that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass. Then you will see it…

Notes: 1 / 1 year ago

haldir- asked: But I'm not!

oh come on haldir, you and legolas are spread like butter all over my dashboard/magical tumblr-like notepad! not that i’m complaining!

1 year ago

I feel like pulling black bedsheets off some Nazgûl

boromir:

Anyone else in?

Your friend,

Boromir of Gondor

“you have my staff” doesn’t have the same ring, but count me in

Notes: 74 / 1 year ago from fuckyeahlordoftherings

“i told you so” still doesn’t seem good enough!

(Source: fuckyeahlordoftherings)

1 year ago

After a long day…

goldberryoftheriver:

gimli:

goldberryoftheriver:

I have secured the safety of the Shire and its sweet little Shire Folk. Have no worries. They are well protected.

It really was quite fun ~~KICKING SOME ASS, TAKING NAMES~~ helping those in need.

Perhaps I shall make my way towards another area to help?

Rivendell is massing an army on their own. Perhaps you could come to Minas Tirith to help swell our ranks?

Be it within the day, I shall be there.